This is a tiny board game where the dog wins snacks for problem solving. I regret to report the dog may deserve enrichment more than my phone does.
A pocket printer for tiny labels, lists, and little emotional support receipts. Absurd desk machinery, and yet my chaos does need captions.
A tiny robot finger that presses buttons you cannot be bothered to press. It is peak human decline, and unfortunately I have several buttons in mind.
A keyboard you wear on your hand like you are preparing to email from the future. Deeply unserious, except I do want to tap secrets into a table.
A glowing desk button for muting yourself on calls. It is a panic room for your microphone, and I hate how professional that sounds.