Party Tricks
Conversation starters disguised as purchases.
Kitchen ChaosParty Tricks
Nostalgia Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster
This is a toaster built specifically for hot dogs, because lunch apparently needed theater. I hate that the tiny tongs make it feel official.
Weird TechParty Tricks
Barsys Smart Cocktail Coaster
A light-up coaster that tells you when to stop pouring. It is bartender training wheels, and apparently my confidence needed firmware.
Kitchen ChaosParty Tricks
OTOTO Gracula Garlic Crusher
A tiny vampire that crushes garlic. It is thematically confused, physically adorable, and somehow exactly what my pasta wants.
Kitchen ChaosParty Tricks
Funwares Tacosaurus Rex Taco Holder
A dinosaur that holds tacos upright. It is dinner wearing a museum gift-shop disguise, and I hate how much structural integrity matters to me.
That is the end. For now.